I can’t take credit for this. I found one person’s supposed schedule on the Internet
St. Patricks Day Itinerary
8:00 snoopy snowcone maker Jamison slushy
9:00 Rapid, look how “wasted” i am
10:30 West Side IA mass at St Colemans
11:31 First pee “Aaaaah”
12:00 Velvet dog/W. 6th/Flannery’s/Clevelander
1:05 Parade begins
1:45 arrive at parade
1:50 move away from guy with big loud green horn
1:50 piper doown
1:55 find bathroom is locked at Subway
2:00 Prodigals @ HOB
2:15 first horrible corned beef sandwich
2:30 I think I can still irish dance
2:45 run into people i don’t like/ don’t remember name
3:00 witness first fight- drunk old man v house of pain/keepin it real
4:00 jamison
4:15 chaser
4:30 bathroom
5:00 Beer muscles need refueling in westpark
5:15 oh yeah, i have a camera-group picture!
5:30 10th bathroom break
6:00 Realize I am more handsome, charming, and funny than ever
6:01 hey,baby, whucher name? I’m Dannyboy
6:30 First drunk dial/tell friends with kids that they suck
7:00 maybe water is a good idea
7:30 guilted into buying raffle tickets
7:45 I’m not slurring my words, am I?
7:45 bathroom
8:15 will eat anything
9:00 realize St. Patricks Day is my own personal groundhog day
9:30 feeling snoozy, I think I’ll just lay down here for a second… zzzzzz
Whoever this guy is, I have to give him credit for an accurate portrayal of what happens in Cleveland March 17th. I hope he doesn’t fall asleep on a curb, I hope its his bed, instead!