Dear Drivers…

To the effer who decided to turn onto the emergency u-turn on I-71…

Next time, turn on your blinker sooner than five seconds before you exercise that illegal decision. There is a berm on the road that could help you not forces all eight cars behind you to smash into one another. Can you say massive trauma on the highway?? No, say it with me…

I understand your time is more important than everyone else’s. After all, my idiot friend, apparently you haven’t mapped out your route well enough so instead of spending some of your precious time to safely turn around, you’ll put other people’s lives in jeopardy. I mean there may be children or just people looking to have fun this weekend safely.

I hope your “Dukes of Hazzard” antics got you to your location on time and without your underwear stained like mine others who shared the road, oops, your road today.

You’re a peach, and not the Cleveland kind either…

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