I’m cool, I’ll admit it because I wear a bluetooth in public. Yep, you want to be cool just like me.
Actually, I’ll admit it, I’m not cool, because I wear a bluetooth in public. It’s because I’m lazy and a bluetooth is convenient. I can do the wash {not pronounced WORSH} while talking to you on the phone. I can put away the laundry while talking to you on the phone. I can do all sorts of things while I have my bluetooth on.
I’m part of an elite group of people who wear their bluetooths inside of Target while I talk to my family and friends.
I don’t like doing it but I hear all of the cool kids are doing so, so I’m doing so too. Try to stop me.
Just look around the next time you’re in a store, are you the only person not with a bluetooth fired up?
Well, I must not be cool cause I don’t have blue tooth….but my 70 year old dad has one! What does that say???
Actually, I must shamefully admit that when I see people walking around the shops muttering to themselves, I think that they are a few screws loose (ummmm…..that means a bit mad in case you didn’t figure it out!) and then I notice that thing in their ear and realise that they actually ARE talking to someone! Lol!
The only difference between the “cool” people walking along the street babbling about which bistro serves the best biscotti and the homeless guy babbling about how Eisenhower stole his sofa is the presence of the Bluetooth.
Please take it off while eating dinner.