One of my friends/co-workers is pregnant. She misses the times when she can enjoy an adult beverage. So she penned (typed) this poem, which I think is genius. Hope you too, enjoy her work.
ODE TO BEER
Oh beer, how i miss thee…
you made me feel so frisky
I miss your lovely golden hue
Hell, at this point ,a domestic would do.
You taunt me, gleaming, in that glass.
Not having you MAY drive me to kick some ass.
My constant companion, my forever friend
I hate that our love affair had to come to an end.
But like Arnold once said, I will be back
til then I’ll back off-you’re a pregnant chick’s crack.