Carrie’s Ode To Beer

My co-worker, Carrie, has secretly had a blog, nothingbutthenews.typepad.com and recently told me about it.

I’ve been wanting to post her “Ode To Beer” that she composed while she was pregnant with her daughter for some time. I figure this is the perfect time to do so. I hope you appreciate it as much as I did.

“Oh beer, how i miss thee,
you made me feel so frisky.
I miss your lovely golden hue.
Hell, at this point, a domestic would do.
You taunt me, gleaming, in that glass.
Not having you MAY drive me to kick some ass.
My constant companion, my forever friend,
I hate that our love affair had to come to an end.
But like Arnold once said, I will be back.
Until then I’ll back off, you’re a pregnant chick’s crack.”

Amen,