Dear Caller Who Calls My Cell Phone Number Thinking It’s Their Friend’s Number,
I understand that you may not start your calls with “hello”, rather, “where you at?”
I understand that your sleep schedule may not match mine. I mean, I’ve called people at 2:30am but I make darn sure they’re in my contact list and that I also know they’re up at the time.
I don’t understand why you want to argue with me about who I am. I believe I know that rather well after 36 years. Yes, for you to say “no, no, I don’t have the wrong number, it’s me the Caller Who Calls Your Cell Phone Number Thinking It’s My Friend’s Number.” I know you aren’t someone who calls my phone number because no caller ID pops up on the phone.
I really don’t know why I answer your calls. Maybe it’s just the thrill of moment, maybe I’m adventurous, maybe it’s because my friends call me “Whiskers”.
But, in closing, maybe you want to check that number once before you rush to dial me, especially if it’s at 2:30am. I promise you I won’t be very happy or forgiving for you calling me.
hahaha. I once got a call from a dealership from Cali telling me my car was ready. She really was arguing with me for a few minutes.
And, saying “I’ve owned this number for 3 years” didn’t seem to matter that the car that arrived yesterday is now finished.